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Another List?!?! Oh, No!!!
(It's not the new Gay-List, but that is coming. D'oh! I mean, but that is on the way.)
Well, the moonbats are out in force.
The recent bombings in London have given them another opportunity to bash Bush, Blair (because he backs Bush), and the US in general.
The "caring" lefties never miss an opportunity to stand on a (very) fresh pile of dead, innocent victims to spew their hate and bile. Remember Columbine? Madrid?
Sometimes I truly believe these people hope for catastrophes just so they can ascend a pile of dead bodies to bitch and whine and spout their conspiracy theories.
Of course, the London bombing is Bush's fault, along with the death of Pope John Paul (I kid you not), hurricanes, high oil prices, hate, racism, the 2004 tsunami, good hygiene, etc, etc, etc...
To be fair to these evil, sick, and twisted commies, I have instructed the CUG News team to scour the planet to find things that they believe are not Bush's fault, figuring it had to be a shorter list than what is his fault.
Utilizing the vast, superior news gathering resources of CUG Headline News, we proudly present the following lists -
I. Things that are not George W. Bush's fault, according to DU, Daily KOS, Slate, Ted Rall, and other assorted asshats:
A. Iran and Sadaam (George HW Bush's fault).
B. Teenage drinking (Jenna and Barbara Bush's fault).
(Sorry about the gratuitous twins picture!)
4. 2000 US Presidential Election (Jeb Bush's fault).
D. Hot librarians (Laura Bush's fault).
DD. The Jooos (Jesus Bush's fault).
II. Things that are not George W. Bush's, or any other Bush's fault:
1. @@@@@
ED. #######...
4,623. ????????
There you have it! Now I have given you fodder to stick up for liberals!
It's not all GW's fault! (/sarcasm)
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