Thursday, March 30, 2006

Please.

My mom had a small heart-attack today and is getting an angio tomorrow (Friday).
Please say a prayer for her.

Thanks.

Immigration











BR sent me an email with this pic, and the following message:
How much GOP mail do you get wanting money? I'm gonna start sending this.

I think I may, too.

I have no problem at all with immigration. LEGAL immigration.
But illegal immigration is a different story.
It's illegal (duh), it sets bad precedent, and it is TOTALLY unfair to those who actually follow the rules to become citizens.
Also, it by default, lets criminals into the country.
And potentially (probably already) terrorists, too.

Democrats should be on board with protecting the borders, big-time!
Aren't they the party of fairness?
Oooh, that's not fair, lets make a law.

Well this problem not fair to the law-abiding immigrants, or present citizens.
But Dems see votes here. That's why they A: Support illegal immigration, and B: support amnesty, and C: Don't want voter ID-ing.

All of this this is not fair to legal citizens who vote, either.
How many of our votes have been nullified by a vote from someone who shouldn't have voted in the first place?

You know, just like when all the dead people vote for Democrats.
Stoopid zombies.
And if you shoot them, the Democrats will whine and moan about the rights of the undead.
Asshats.




















Here's a pic (above)of our flag being double besmirched by the "friends" to our country we're supposed to give a free pass to.
Thanks to Michelle Malkin for the pic: The American Flag Comes Second.

Additionally, this "they're doing jobs Americans won't do" is a bunch of crap.
And yes, I know GW is one of the one's saying that.

Well, illegals drive down wages.
Businesses save tons of money not paying insurance, unemployment, min wage, etc.
C'mon Dems. Where's your disdain for big business now?
Enforce the laws.

Also, I've seen interviews of illegals that are electricians, iron-workers, carpenters, dry-wallers, plumbers, etc. All of these are skilled trades.

I'm an electrician/maintenance guy, by the way.
Don't tell me what jobs I'm willing to perform.
I used to bale hay and straw when I was younger too.
In farm fields.
Let's try another argument than the "people won't do it" one.

Below is an email I sent to my RINO congresstards. I also called them.

NO AMNESTY.

Please protect our borders, our country, and our jobs.

Immigration is fine.
Illegal immigration is ILLEGAL.
And should be a felony.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

Sincerely,
Mr. and Mrs. jimmyb

Contact your reps and let them know what you think.

US House of Representatives.

US Senate

They even have a site specifically designed to write them:

Congress.org

And to any who will call me a racist in the comments; which race are you talking about?

I don't care if they are 6 foot tall Nordic blonde women coming across the border, they need to follow the rules.
(Although I have some friends that would probably create a special express line for that particular group.)

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

ePostal Pistol Competition: Vortex





















Click on target to see the perfect score! Woo-hoo.
The results of the e-Postal Handgun Match: "VORTEX" are in over at Mr. Completely's place.
And guess who came in FIRST! in the rimfire AND centerfire auto classes.

Did you guessed a witty, intelligent and dashing union guy?
Well you're wrong!!! It was me!!! Ha!

Mr. C even used my target as the picture for the post!

Mr. Completely (whom I only beat by one measly point in the rimfire!!) says this, about "Deadeye CUG":

Jimmyb is back on track, winning two classes. He managed to sneak by me in the rimfire class, but next match I'll be watching for him. CUG, you are a marked man! I think someone needs to bring him back to earth in the next e-Postal match. Until then he's probably going to be just unbearable.

Wonderful. I have a professional speed/pin/plate shooter gunning for me now. Greeeeaaaaaat.
And what's this about being unbearable?
I mean, do you think I'm going to say, "I am an awesome shot.", or "Step up, Wyatt! We'll see who's FIRST!, gunslinger!!" or "How do you spell bad-ass shot? C-U-G."

I am shocked. Where do people get the idea I'm so narccistic, self-centered and vain.

Oh yeah, they know me.
Never mind.

Also, let me add:
I am an awesome shot.
Step up, Wyatt! We'll see who's FIRST!, gunslinger!!
and
How do you spell bad-ass shot? C-U-G.

Phew! I feel better now.

Also, my buddy s-tay is moving up the ranks now, too.

I also was only second in overall scoring, being beat by 5 points by Marc, shooting a Smith revolver! Between that, and Mr. C breathing down my neck, I need to practice, practice, practice!!! (Hooray!!!)

Go check out Mr. Completely's in the next few days for the next contest!!!
Happy (and of course, safe) shooting.
And thanks, Mr. Completely!!!

Here's the rimfire and center-fire (auto) standings (make sure to check out the whole thing, though!):

RIMFIRE:

Place Name O/H B/R Score Caliber Handgun
Sight Class

1 jimmyb 88 140 228 .22 Ruger Mk. II Red Dot Rimfire
2 Mr. Completely 97 130 227 .22 High Standard Red Dot Rimfire
3 Marc 99 90 189 .22 S22 Red Dot Rimfire
4 LouG 67 119 186 .22 Ruger 22/45 Red Dot Rimfire
5 Billl 86 93 179 .22 Ruger Mk. II Iron Rimfire
6 AnalogKid 85 90 175 .22 Ruger Mk. II - 10 Iron Rimfire
7 s-tay 77 86 163 .22 Ruger Mk. II 2x Leupold Rimfire
8 s-tay 73 71 144 .22 Colt Match Target Iron Rimfire
9 NateG 73 61 134 .22 1911 w/.22 Conversion Iron Rimfire
10 Freddyboomboom 51 50 101 .22 Ruger Mk. II Iron Rimfire
11 Freddyboomboom 43 37 80 .22 Walther P22 Iron Rimfire
12 Mrs. NateG 11 31 50 .22 1911 w/.22 Conversion Iron Rimfire

CENTERFIRE:

Place Name O/H B/R Score Caliber Handgun
Sight Class

1 jimmyb 71 85 155 .45 Norinco 1911 Iron Centerfire
2 Josh 63 76 139 .45 Kimber CDPII Iron Centerfire
3 AnalogKid 51 60 111 .45 1911 Iron Centerfire
4 NateG 51 52 103 .45 Springfield GI 1911 Iron Centerfire
5 Freddyboomboom 21 31 52 .40 Walther P99 Iron Centerfire

Monday, March 27, 2006

Cool!




















The Rabbit Priest emailed me a cake.
A Jennings, maybe?

Thanks, bro!

Already?

Today, March 27, 2006 is the one year anniversary of The Conservative UAW Guy site.
Yay!

I couldn't find a good picture of a cake, so here is a picture of a gun.
It's real pretty.












This lovely Series 80 Custom Colt is apropos to this site, and unlike cake, will not cause cavities.
Well, unless you count the cavities it creates when you shoot something with it.

(To the tune of "The William Tell Overture" ala The Flintstones anniversary bit.)

Happy Blogiversary, Happy Blogiversary, Happy Blogiversary,
Haaaaaaaapy Blogiversary.

Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy,
Happy, Blogiversary...
Well, you get the picture.

If you are reading this: Thank You!!!!

If you're not reading this, you should.... ;)

Wow. One year already. And it only feels like 11 and a half months.
Strange.

In honor of my one year anniversary, I have solicited some comments from various folk, and made up some totally true lies about what people are saying about the Conservative UAW Guy.
Without further fanfare -

Totally true fake quotes about jimmyb, the CUG:

FrankJ - jimmyb is as funny as that atheist Harvey, AND he believes in Jesus. He also hates monkeys almost as much as I.
Advantage, CUG.
Many more years of blogging to you, and please shoot a ninja for me.

George Bush - jimmyb is too conservative for my administration, but he's still a good old boy. I know, because I heard him talking on the phone.
Happy blogiversary.

Vox Day - Holy crap! Who is this guy?

Michael Moore - CUG is obviously a tool of the Zionist-corporate-industrial-military-complex,
and he smells like gun powder and Hoppes #9. He is controlled by the Joooooos!
Go to hell.

Glenn Reynolds - I was going to give CUG an Instalanche, but what would be the point?
A .003 percent increase in traffic? Meh.
Happy blogday, anyway.

Charleton Heston - Everyone should by jimmyb a gun. Or two.
Happy blogday; now go buy a gun for this man!

Some hippy said - Dude! I'm totally out of here!! This guy's a pycho!!!

Elisha Cutherbert - I want my name to be Elisha CUGbert!!! Please call me soon jimmy!!

jimmyb - Even though I'm totally badass and I like freakin' rock and everything, I still stay REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, INCREDIBLY HUMBLE.
(Not easy when you are this good-looking AND smart!)
I just don't know how I do it some times.

And sorry Elisha, I'm very married.
And happily so, I might add!! :)
(Ok, that last part wasn't a lie!!!)

Of course, this list is not all-inclusive, as a total list would crash all of Blogger's 1.4 servers, which I estimate cost them a grand total of $7, based on recent performance.

In all seriousness: If you've made it this far in the post, your committed (or should be).
Thanks so much for being here.

And bless you all. (Yeah, even you misguided hippies and commies.)

Again, many thanks.

CUG

Thursday, March 23, 2006

NY Times: Why?

Update: Bonus report - Former NY Times Reporter: '93 Pulitzer Should Be Revoked

There ought to be a law.

From Editor and Publisher:

Another Black Eye for 'NY Times': Katrina Victim Unmasked

By E&P Staff

Published: March 23, 2006 10:10 AM ET
NEW YORK For the second time in less than a week, The New York Times today admitted to a serious error in a story. On Saturday it said it had misidentified a man featured in the iconic "hooded inmate" photograph from Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq. Today it discloses that a woman it profiled on March 8 is not, in fact, a victim of Hurricane Katrina--and was arrested for fraud and grand larceny yesterday.
The NY Times, printing things that aren't true?
Perish the thought!
Paging Jayson Blair....

The original article, more than 1000 words in length, was written by Nicholas Confessore. He also wrote the news article about the error today. Without saying that he wrote the first story, he wrote today: "The Times did not verify many aspects of Ms. Fenton's claims, never interviewed her children, and did not confirm the identity of the man she described as her husband."
"Gosh, someone made a boo-boo."

The editors' note states:
"An article in The Metro Section on March 8 profiled Donna Fenton, identifying her as a 37-year-old victim of Hurricane Katrina who had fled Biloxi, Miss., and who was frustrated in efforts to get federal aid as she and her children remained as emergency residents of a hotel in Queens.

"We saw a prime opportunity to smear Bush, and we leapt on it..."
I guess due diligence is overrated.
Objective my a##.

"Yesterday, the New York police arrested Ms. Fenton, charging her with several counts of welfare fraud and grand larceny. Prosecutors in Brooklyn say she was not a Katrina victim, never lived in Biloxi and had improperly received thousands of dollars in government aid. Ms. Fenton has pleaded not guilty.

Another poster child for the conservative-bashing left gone bad.

"For its profile, The Times did not conduct adequate interviews or public record checks to verify Ms. Fenton's account, including her claim that she had lived in Biloxi. Such checks would have uncovered a fraud conviction and raised serious questions about the truthfulness of her account."

They didn't do their freaking job AGAIN, because they smelled conservative blood.
They are not only biased, they are dishonest, lazy, and sloppy.

Why does anyone subscribe to this bird-cage liner anymore?

FYI - Credit Apps

Do you tear up your credit-card application junk-mail you get?
Not cool.

The first line in the article says it all.
From cockeyed.com:

The Torn-Up Credit Card Application

You should probably buy a shredder today.

Go read the whole thing.
And get a shredder.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Heard About This One Yet?

Can I get a "WTF?" from the choir?
I had mixed feelings about the port deal, but this seems more mission critical here.

From Financial Times.com:


Fears grow over new Dubai revolt

....officials were concerned that the pending investigation of Dubai International Capital’s £700m ($1.2m) purchase of Doncasters, a privately-held British aerospace manufacturer that works on sensitive US weapons programmes, including the Joint Strike Fighter, could provoke a similar backlash and further damage the relationship between the two countries.
What the hell is going on here? Is this a plot to buy us out a piece at a time, or just a strange coincidence? Why can't we keep selling all of our sensitive technology and manufacturing to our friends like the Chinese?
I know I sleep better at night knowing that when we need to make the weapons of war, the Communist Chinese will be our main supplier.
Oooh. I hope we don't piss them off, though.

Although the proposed transaction has not yet drawn much attention in Congress, the first signs of unease emerged on Tuesday when John Barrow, a Democratic lawmaker, released a letter demanding a tour of Doncasters’ Georgia facility.

A DEMOCRAT?!!?! Being a pro-America, pro-defense kind of guy?!?!!
Oh wait, he's up for election.
Phew!
(I did a little background on him, actually. He's ok. For a Dem.)

“It is reported that your facility produces turbine engine parts critical to tanks and military aircraft...one must assume [it] plays a necessary and substantial role in the nation’s ongoing military efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan,” Mr. Barrow wrote.
Rock on, Mr. Barrow.

The Treasury has said the deal will be subject to an extensive 45-day investigation, pushing back the completion to as late as May.
Well, as long as it's going to be extensive...
Wait a minute!!

......
President George W. Bush, who defended the DP World deal but was unable to quash the rebellion by members of his own party, has emphasised the UAE’s role as an ally in the “war on terror”.
If he uses the "v" word one more time and it's not to veto a spending bill, I'm going to scream.

Dude, where's my party?
GW has never vetoed anything, but plays that card up front for the UAE boys?
Way to show the moonbats that Michael Mooreon was right, George.
He wasn't, but you didn't help that.
Yeah, no one can make any "big oil" inferences from that whole deal. Sheesh.

Smaller government?
Don't make me laugh.

The same guy who said he sign the "assault weapons ban" if it got renewed.
Gee, thanks.
What a feel-good piece of crap that law was. Good riddance.
But no thanks to George.

Maybe this can be an opportunity, instead.
Maybe we can start to look at the loss of industry as a security issue, not to mention the employment aspects.
In a big war, one needs two things desperately:
Natural resources (that are readily available) and manufacturing capability.

Resources we have, but they are less available every day, thanks to the EPA, tree-huggers, and their ilk.
I don't think I have to mention manufacturing.
We're losing both, under Democrats and Republicans.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Maybe He'll Use Black Magic To Win....

Why is it that so many entertainers are polititards?

Sup wit dat?

"There is more value in placing a flower in a rifle barrel than making war," he said. "As Jimi Hendrix used to say, musical notes have more importance than bullets."

- Carlos Santana, at a gathering of traitors, commies, hippies and pu**ies.

Oh, reeeeaaaallly?
The brilliance of this statement is almost beyond my comprehension.

I guess whether musical notes or bullets of are of more import depends on one's perspective.
If you have an armed security detail and personal bodyguards, as well as more money than God, I guess musical notes are paramount.

We should test this:

Let's have Carlos Santana and Dick Cheney duel at 20 paces - Cheney with a Colt (or Ruger, or Smith and Wesson, or Beretta, or Kimber or... well, you get the picture) ,














and Carlos with a Paul Reed Smith guitar.



















1, 2, 3 GO!!!

Heh. Only an imbecile brings an axe to a gunfight.
(My money would be on Cheney, BTW.)

What an idiot.
But sadly, Carlos the Commie knows this is BS, too.
It's just liberal BS that everybody in there right mind knows is crap, but many won't admit it.

Show me one war, one conflict, one fight that has been won by musical notes.
Well, except for musical chairs maybe.
But I'll bet you could still win that if you had a .45 ACP.

Disclaimer: This post does not change the fact that Carlos is a very talented and accomplished musician.
I actually like his stuff.
He's still an asshat though.....

Good Reasons....

This is a piece I posted over at The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns site.
Of course, all you folks already know I post over there occasionally.

And I am still working on my Moonbatty piece on forced abortions I started a couple of weeks ago.
*sigh*
Writers block...
Anyhoo, this is crossposted from Sam's site. Click here - Reasons You... - if you want to see the original post (and comments).
Enjoy.


Howdy to all you Samantha Burns readers!
I'm jimmyb, the Conservative UAW Guy.
I've been blogging for about a year now, and hopefully, I'll be occasionally blogging here at Samantha's, if I can meet her high bloggeristic standards.

FYI, I now blog in3 countries; my home country (USA - Yay!) plus 2 foreign ones.

1. The good ol' USA - The Conservative UAW Guy, Steve the Pirate, and Blogs 4 Bauer, with an appearance on Conservathink (for a week) and an essay at The Balance of Power;

2. Canada - The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns (now with more jimmyb!); and

3. New York - Moonbatty!

The next foreign country I hope to post out of is the Peoples Republic of Kalifornia!!
Hint, hint Difster, South Park Pundit, and Point Five!!

However, today I would like to give much thanks to talented and lovely Samantha Burns for getting me into the Canadian category!! Wo-hoo!!

Although I do occasionally help the avowed comedic atheist/socialist Canadian FWD with her site occasionally, technically I don't post there.
I'm still praying for you freudz!!! :)
Heh. That'll piss her off... ;)

So, in honor of Samantha's exquisite taste and unparalleled class exhibited by selecting moi as a contributor, I would like to present the

Top 10 11 Reasons to Read Samantha Burn's website, The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns!!!!!

11. She digs Bob and Doug McKenzie! Way cool.

10. Sam is a 9.2 out of a perfect 10, instead of a 10, because she lives in Canada.

9. Sam once saved a hippy/PETArd from a burning building, and then strangled him to death! (That's soooooo cool!)














8. Sam contains no carcinogens, and is all natural, except for maybe her hair color, but it is hard to tell just by email.
Of course, asbestos, uranium and mercury are all natural too.
Hmmmmmm.

7. Sam would have a humongous gun collection, if she didn't live in oppresive, anti-gun Canada.
Para-Ordnances are made in Canada, and I'm hoping Sam sends me a complimentary one!!
I look really good in black, as it is slimming, so please keep that in mind, Samantha!
(A couple of extra magazines with it would be sweet.)














6. Sam would make an excellent replacement for Kim on 24, being that they are both from Canukistan. Of course, Sam isn’t a total idiot (or an idiot at all, for that matter), so maybe that wouldn’t work….

5. Sam is one of the few Canadians that is not a Satan worshipper or atheistic socialist.

4. Sam has not cast an evil, Satanic spell on me for either telling people that Canadians are Satan worshippers, nor for calling her country Canukistan.
That means she's super-cool, and probably only worships Satan on a part-time basis to garner the massive amount hits she gets on her website.

3. On a projectile scale of 1 to 10, where one (1) is a squishy grape thrown by a drunk, gay Mardi Gra patron of questionable gender, and ten (10) is a 50 BMG anti-aircraft/sniper round, Sam is a total freakin' 10!!!

2. Another reason to read Samantha Burns; because I said so!
I haven't steered you wrong yet!!!
AND!!!! She picked me to post on her site! Woo-hoo!

and the number one reason to read Sam...

1. Because every time you read Samantha's site, a terrorist is smitten!!! Hooray!

Why, if those aren't enough reasons, I'll have to come up with more!

So make sure you READ THE CRAZY RANTS OF SAMANTHA BURNS EVERY DAY!!!
It's the right thing to do.

I'm jimmyb, and I approved this message...

Crossposted on The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns.

OUCH!!!

I have once again been bested by that cheating low-live Wyatt, in the Weekly Caption Contest, which of course, is hosted by GOP and the City.
(1st place to my FIFTH!!! AARRRGGGG!!!)

*hangs head in shame*

Go check it out.
(And honestly, as tasteless as Wyatt's FIRST! place was, it was danged funny...)

Click here to see how Wyatt is a good sport, and a gracious winner: Beyotch-Slapped!

Heh.

Additionally, my co-worker, bc took 4th place!!! I just can't get a break!
(Congrats, BTW BC!!! :) )

My new motto: No justice. No sh*t!

Yeah, I've got swag.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

HR 4472 and John Conner

Update: The renowned crime blogger Lost in Lima Ohio enlightened me to another blogger who lives in the Columbus area, and has some great info on this.
Go visit Beyond Frazzled for the latest scoop!!!
(And visit Lost in Lima too!!)



Judge John Conner is a despicable asshat.
He gave an admitted child rapist NO JAIL TIME!!!
Just probation, because the rapist has a disease.

Well boo-f**king-hoo for him.

I've got the cure for that disease.
It has a five inch barrel, and a 3 pound trigger, and was designed by the one and only John Moses Browning.

We need to start executing these people or locking them up for life.
Ok, lets just execute them.

Judge John Conner (who, of course, is a Democrat - there's a shocker) needs to go...

From Suzie's Assorted Babble:

OHIO JUDGE THE WORST EVER
Beware it is coming..... but many of you already know that. I hope you watched "The O'Reilly Factor" on FNC last night and will Wednesday 3-15-06 in reference to Andrew Selva and Judge John Connor!!! What is wrong with some of the people in Ohio that elected this guy??? Wait to you hear about this......Oh yeah, other than the children safety supporters around here....others will run from this like a scalded dog. AND IT PISSES ME OFF!!!
Indeed.

Little Miss Chatterbox, from the Chatterbox Chronicles, has this as well:

Despicable Judge #2--John Connor

Our society needs to really re-think what our priorities are. If a rape of a child doesn't deserve prison time I don't know what crime does. I think rape is worse or at least equivalent to murder. When you rape a child you take part in destroying part of their soul and our justice system needs to reflect that.

The other shocker is that Connor is a democrat. I hate to be partisan on an issue like this but liberals seem to more concerned with the rights of predators than the rights of innocent children.

You can start by contacting Ohio Governor Bob Taft on your feelings about this judge. And the good news is he is already listening to those who have contacted him and he has released this statement. The other good news is the Ohio Legislature is moving to get rid of this judge. If you live in Ohio you can also sign a petition. For more info go here.
Also, go here to see information on HR 4472, again by Suzie:

HR4472 Child Safety and Violent Crime Reduction Act and Family Watchdog


It has information regarding the bill and links to send a sample letter to your representatives.
Let's all go there.

Enough is enough...

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Buuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnn!!!!

Another Real Conversation...

Oh yeah, he got me.

I was talking to my brother the other night on the phone and the following conversation ensued:

jimmyb: I might have an idea for a new site.

brotherb: A gay porn site?

jimmyb: WHAT? NO!! What in the world would make you think of that?

brotherb: I'm talking to you.

jimmyb: HEY! Wow. Totally good burn.

brotherb: Yeah, I figure that's at least a 2nd degree burn.

jimmyb: Indeed.


You see the kind of abuse I have to contend with, even from family!!?!!?

Sheesh! (Although it was pretty dang funny!)

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Oh, It's On Now, INDEED!!!

Over GOP and the City this week, the roles of myself and that rat-bastard Wyatt Earp (of SYLG fame) have been reversed (from last week) in the weekly Weekend Caption Contest.

So, in the spirit of pettiness, sloth, and poor sportsmanship, I have stolen his post from the previous week (Oh, It's On Now!) and changed the names.

I do this mainly to irk Wyatt, and because I'm lazy....
So here it is:


That son-of-a-b***h CUG Wyatt beat me again in this week's GOP and the City Weekend Caption Contest. Jimmy Wyatt won this week's matchup, and I took second; otherwise known as the "First Loser."
"These transgressions will not be forgotten."


Ha! Take that, Gunslinger!!!

Must See TV.

I was watching a show (because my lovely wife was watching it) called, "I Shouldn't Be Alive", on The Discovery Channel.

Now, regular readers of this so-called "blog", know that my goal is to be Supreme (and generally, Benevolent) Dictator of the Planet.
Now, Supreme Dictator of the Universe is not off of the table, but I need to delegate better before I move that far up.
(Of course, I don't mean like God, or a god mind you!!! This is a just political aspiration. Be realistic!)

Anyhoo, I was watching "I Shouldn't Be Alive" and it gave me an idea for my own television show called, "You Shouldn't Be Alive", where I get to smite (or otherwise dispatch), in interesting ways, people that are enemies of the state, terrorist sympathizers, commies, dirty-hippy-Marxist-college-professors and pretty much anyone else I can't stand.

Maybe I'll just beat Ward Churchill to death with a huge bong on live television as an opening show.
You can almost guarantee there will be pikes and impalement involved here somewhere!!!
Yay!

The sweeps-weeks episodes will be legendary!!!

"You Shouldn't Be Alive" would be sponsored by the NRA, Colt, Smith and Wesson, Sturm, Ruger and Co. and the Bacon of the Month Club.

First season guests will include Michael Moore, John Murtha, Noam Chomskey, George Soros, and Babs!!!
Also, because I'm fair and balanced, Republicans Olympia Snow and Bob Taft may be on, too.

Check you local listings for air times.
Of course, this will air on Fox.

And don't forget to vote for me for Supreme Dictator when it comes up, too!!!

Monday, March 13, 2006

It Was Kind of Cool.

Guess who got to see Karl Rove speak on Saturday night!!!


















Yay! It was me!!!
Along with several hundred evil conservatives!!
Even cooler, I went with the Rabbit Priest, the Anti-Hippie, and a fine, upstanding member of the local law-enforcement community.

The Lincoln-Hayes Banquet is the largest annual Republican banquet in Ohio.
Although I do have some issues with Republicans right now (mostly for acting like slightly right-leaning Democrats), I still thought it'd be an interesting time (I went last year, too).

Sam (I drive gay foreign made Honda engines now because I'm a sell-out and traitor to my local GM community that helped me get where I am) Hornish the race-dude was there.
I was hoping he would choke on a bone shaped like a Honda emblem.
Maybe next time.
I'm not even a racing guy (NASCAR, BLOGSPOT, Indy, Putt-Putt, whatever...), but screw you Sam!

(Although I AM glad you're not a Dimocrat, Sam. Now come back to you roots!!!)
I think this is a picture of him below:



















VROOM! VROOOM!!!

Now, while Sam is gay (SEE!!! This is the party of inclusion!!!), Karl Rove's speech was pretty cool.

Some good points, but quite honestly, he didn't address some stuff he should have (could I have some PORT whine, please).
However, he was pretty funny, too. So I forgave this aforementioned transgression.
I am a humor guy, after all.

Paul Gilmore spoke. He's pretty cool. In his 9th(?) term.

The Anti-Hippie was on two TV news programs too, as part of an audience shot!!!!!
AWESOME!!!

I was sitting right next to him, but they just focused right in on him. Probably because he is so young - 17.
I figured I was most likely left out of the shot as my chiseled features and ridiculously stunning good looks would have detracted from the story.

Also, we got to listen to Mike DeWine speak after the dinner, which consisted of baby-seals, whale meat, and 12-year-old bottles of pure evil.
Mmmmmm.....

I was kind of hoping DeWine was announcing his switch to the Democratic party or his resignation, but alas, it was not to be.
I did get to hear that he was one helluva guy, and we should vote for him in the primary.

Good luck with that, asshat.

A cool note:
This picture (below) is of yours truly, jimmyb, with the next Governor of Ohio (God willing), Ken Blackwell!!!
Hooray!!! My brush with greatness.
You go, Ken!!












For you racist type liberals, yes, Ken is black.
Yes, he is a Republican.
And yes, he has my vote.

He is not a race-traitor or a token or any other vile, despicable words you want to come up with, that I won't even print here. I'm sure Ted Rall will call him the N-word if he wins.

It's a big tent, folks - everyone is welcome. Now we just need real conservatives (like I believe Ken is) to run for offices. DO YOU HEAR THAT RINOS?!?!?!?!?

Additionally, DAMN!!! He's a big dude! Note that I am 6'1" and over 200lbs.
A governer that moonlights as a linebacker, perhaps?

Could this be CUG standing to the future President of the United States?
Ya never know.

Oh, and my pushy (bless his heart) brother, the Rabbit Priest has almost got me talked into running for county commisioner.
We shall see.....

At least I would be a Republican that was just that. Republican. And Conservative.
NOT A RINO!!!
Oh yeah, and a big Libertarian streak to go along with that!!!

Finally, here is a water (heh) mug I got at the dinner.
The glass was formed by fire made from stolen oil.
Or was it oil we traded for blood?
Or was it both?
I can't remember.



















I may go back next year, if the Republicans can get on track instead of being faux Democrats.
Stoopid RINO's.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Very Disturbing.


















Sometimes the truth isn't pretty.
Here is more stuff you won't hear about in the MSM.

Front Page Mag has a symposium of folks talking about Muslim rape (often gang-rapes) of unveiled, and/or non-Muslim women.
This a real problem, but gets little or no attention from the MSM, or interestingly, from feminists and liberals.

From Protein Wisdom:

Recall Yale feminist Della Sentilles’ words quoted here yesterday: “As a white American feminist, I do not feel comfortable making statements or judgments about other cultures, especially statements that suggest one culture is more sexist and repressive than another [...] American feminism is often linked to and manipulated by the state in order to further its own imperialist ends.”
I guess rape is ok as long as you're on the right team...

The transcript of the symposium is here:

Symposium: To Rape an Unveiled Woman

Perhaps arms and training could solve a couple of problems here (too many radicals, and too many rapists).
Another case of where more guns would truly equal less crime.
But liberals are always proud of disarming victims - even if they are women and/or minorities.
They really care about them, huh?

Here is jimmyb's officially recommended "Rape Prevention Kit":











Maybe you should carry two, just in case.

Also, a tip of the hat and a thank you to Dr. Sanity and The Educated Shoprat for their headsup regarding the symposium and also their analysis.
Go read them.

Also, I welcome all my liberal readers to please come and defend the rapists, now.
Thank you.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Scope It Out!







The Carnival of Bauer Edgar (aka Truffle Shuffle) is up over at Blogs 4 Bauer.
Go check out the carnival of all things 24!

RIP - Truffle Shuffle....

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

24 Fun Facts!

A show as intricate as 24 takes the efforts of 100's, nay 1000's of people to pull off.
You even get people to work on 24 related stuff that don't get paid!
(*coughB4Bcough*)
I mean, is 30 million too much to ask?

Apparently it is....

Anyway, because there is so much going on in the 24 arena, Blogs 4 Bauer, and the Conservative UAW Guy, would like to present these fun facts about 24!
(Like ta hear 'em? Here we go.)

Fun Facts About 24:

1. Jack reads Blogs 4 Bauer. The B4B writers are only alive because Jack has a sense of humor as large as his willingness to use torture on terrorists, commies and hippies to save America.

2. Edgar is not dead, he is simply in a state of suspended animation, brought on by the Centox gas. He can be revived with large quantities of pork. Unlike Ted Kennedy, who can only be revived with large quantities of scotch.

3. Jack shot Miriam Henderson not to get his ex-friend to talk, but because she's a dirty, tree-hugging hippy.

Heh. Jack f***ing rules.

4. Centox was initially discovered by hazmat team in west Los Angeles examining dead bodies in an Indian food restaurant in the spring of 1999. The fact that Michael Moore was there eating at the time cannot be confirmed by this agency.

5. M. Moore says the Centox he releases is not harmful.
The dead disagree....

6. The MooreOn also says there is no terrorist threat.


















Again, the dead disagree.
Moore's an asshat.
I think we can all agree there.

7. Kim will most likely die, because being an attractive female on 24 is an almost certain death sentence.






















8. Being a cool president doesn't do anything to increase your life-expectancy, either.




















9. Being a weasel president, however, apparently makes one immortal.
You can tell the jimmyb doesn't write 24, because if he did, Jack would kill Logan just on GP.















10. Kim would show up more often, too.

11. Mrs. Logan's breasts shielded everyone in the limo from the rocket attack, not armor-plating and bullet-proof glass, as many surmised.

12. I am in danger of being attacked by a rocket.

13. Mrs. Logan is awful busy, being a presidential wife and all, but I think Kim has the wherewithal to protect me, too.



















14. Realistically, I am much more likely to die in a spousal-attack, than in a rocket attack, after my wife reads this post.

15. I don't think Kim will stand a chance, either.

16. Blogs 4 Bauer should be your first and only stop for "All Things 24"!!!

Soon to be cross-posted on Blogs 4 Bauer, as soon as I get the formatting figured out!
You go there now!!!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

The Pinnacle

Woo-hoo!

NUMBER ONE!!! in the GOP and the City's weekly Weekend Caption Contest!!
My first time!!!
I'd like to thank the Man for recognizing my greatness,
and I'd also like to thank me for, well, being great I guess!

Additionally, I'd like to say a word about the man in second place. Wyatt, of SYLG; He is a strong contender, a man who exhibits the utmost in professionalism, and is also a close blogging friend.

I would like to congratulate him by saying,

"IN YOUR FACE WYATT!!!
EAT HOT CYBER-CAPTION DEATH!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

Again, more proof that I have earned my reputation in the blogsphere for being the epitome of class, grace, sportsmanship and reserved humility.

Please send me checks now...

Monday, March 06, 2006

Save Jill!!!

Attention PETArds and tree-huggers.
The evil, mean, capitalistic conservative (and dear friend of mine) Dr. Phat Tony is going to kill Jill, the sweetest (tasting?) looking little baby goat you have ever seen.



















If you do not donate, JILL WILL DIE!
And also become supper.

FAQ are here: Kill Jill Vol. 1 Questions and Answers

Donate to the cause here: SAVE JILL!!!.

Of course, I will expect a slice of two of Jill for pimping this out, when the time comes!

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Notes for You!

Note 1: I snagged 12th place in the Captions Outrageous! contest over at The Right Place!
What a good crowd!! Teh Funny is alive and well there...

Note 2: I forgot to mention that the Carnival of Bauer is up over at Blogs4Bauer.
Duh. My bad. Lot's of great stuff, and the famous SarahK (of IMAO fame) even posted!!!
Wow!

Note 3: I could give a s**t about the Oscars, and will be doing anything else other than watching mega-rich, elitist, Marxist asshats pat themselves on the back while they advance their evil socialist agenda, along with their crappy moonbat movies.
(Heh. Email me and I'll tell you what I really think...)

Note 4: I'm going to be an occasional guest-blogger over at Samantha Burns place.
Yay!
Check out the Vanilla Ice/Jim Carrey vid she posted.

Note 5: This is a meerkat:




















That is all. ;)
Uh, for now.

Friday, March 03, 2006

I Used To Be A Boyscout.















"Be Prepared" should be words to live by.

Sadly, common sense isn't as common as it should be...

Thanks to "A Human Right" for the poster (click on it for a better view).

Lethal Injections

The culture of death's logical, seemingly unstoppable progression in action (from LifeSite):

Court Documents: Hospital Gave Lethal Injections to Patients During Hurricane Katrina

By John-Henry Westen

NEW ORLEANS, February 22, 2006 (LifeSiteNews.com) - Just after Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans rumors circulated that at least one hospital had euthanized patients during the mayhem. LifeSiteNews.com reported in September 2005, that an unnamed doctor admitted to a UK newspaper that such activities had taken place at Memorial Medical Center (http://www.lifesite.net/ldn/2005/sep/05091205.html ). In October another doctor at the hospital confirmed in a CNN interview that he suspected such activities and admitted he left the hospital saying he would rather abandon patients than actively kill them. (see coverage: http://www.lifesite.net/ldn/2005/oct/05101303.html ) Later in October hospital workers were subpoenaed for an investigation (http://www.lifesite.net/ldn/2005/oct/05102806.html ).

National Public Radio now reports on its access to court documents in the case. In a February 16 report, NPR says it has reviewed secret court documents related to the investigation and not yet released to the public. The documents, says NPR "reveal chilling details about events at Memorial hospital in the chaotic days following the storm, including hospital administrators who saw a doctor filling syringes with painkillers and heard plans to give patients lethal doses. The witnesses also heard staff discussing the agonizing decision to end patients' lives."

The allegations revolve around a group of patients left on the seventh floor at Memorial Medical Center. This floor was leased to a different entity, LifeCare Hospitals. According to NPR, the patients on the seventh floor were all DNR patients -- they had "do not resuscitate" orders.

The report describes the deplorable conditions in the hospital which was left without power, without sewage removal facilities, and in soaring temperatures with looters attempting to enter the hospital.

Not Dead Yet, a national disability rights organization that leads the disability community's opposition to legalized assisted suicide, euthanasia and other forms of medical killing, points to a section of the NPR report suggesting the staff wanted to eliminate the patients so they could themselves escape.

The NPR report states, "According to statements given to an investigator in the attorney general's office, LifeCare's pharmacy director, the director of physical medicine and an assistant administrator say they were told that the 'evacuation plan' for the seventh floor was to not leave any living patients behind, and that 'a lethal dose would be administered', according to their statements in court documents."

Commenting, Not Dead Yet, says, "In other words, the only way the staff could evacuate was if they could report there were no more living patients to take care of. This was not about compassion or mercy. It was about throwing someone else over the side of the lifeboat in order to save themselves."

Not Dead Yet compared the allegations to what transpired at a New Orleans nursing home where 34 residents who were abandoned by staff drowned. "Death by drowning is easy to prove and so the owners of the nursing home are charged with 34 counts of negligent homicide," said Not Dead Yet. "It's unclear what will happen in the case of LifeCare medical staff. It's hard to prove morphine medication overdoses in badly decomposed bodies."

The group admits the hospital staff "must have been exhausted and scared", but it says, "that doesn't make the alleged killings merciful" as some reports have suggested.

Listen to the full NPR report:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5220802

(with tip from http://lostbudgie.blogspot.com/ )


Chilling.
Yet, apparently, not that big a deal in the news.
Why aren't Nagin and Sharpton and Hillary all over this?
Curiouser and curiouser...

Thursday, March 02, 2006

I'm In Total Shock.

I thought this interesting.

From NewsBusters:

CBS Slants Bush Poll in Favor of Democrats

Posted by Greg Sheffield on February 28, 2006 - 08:57.
In its classic "fair and balanced" tradition, CBS slanted in favor of Democrats its poll that found Bush has a 34 percent approval rating and a 59 percent disapproval rating, an all-time high for a CBS poll.

On the bottom of the PDF version of the poll (page 18) it says how many Democrats versus Republicans were contacted.

"Total Republicans" contacted: 272 unweighted and 289 weighted.

"Total Democrats" contacted: 409 unweighted and 381 weighted.

"Total Independents" contacted: 337 unweighted and 348 weighted.

Brent Baker also noted how CBS failed to highlight a key portion of its poll on the Feb. 27 "CBS Evening News." 66 percent of respondents thought the media devoted "too much time" to Cheney's hunting accident.


Just in case no one else told you.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

ePostal Contest

Here are the results of the ePostal Contest - Seein' Stars, courtesy of Mr. Completely!
Your humble host (me, jimmyb!) took a 3rd and a 1st place in Classes 1 and two, respectively.
Yay!

Also, I talked 3 friends into shooting the contest this time.
S-Tay, Zappa1 and Bobalouie (the last two are husband and wife!) all shot at least one class!

More people shooting more = Hooray!!!
Shooting good.

See if you can get in there for the next competition!!!

Don't have a gun?
THEN GO BUY ONE, DAMMIT!!!
What are you, a commie?!?!!
Sheesh!

Thanks so much to Mr. Completely, who turned me into a total gun nut (again)!

Also, I now have Mr. C and Marc in my sights (figuratively, of course).
They are obviously the ones to beat!!!




Class One - Rimfire Semi-Auto Handgun


Name -- O/H - B/R -Total Score - Caliber - Handgun Type - Sight

1. -- Mr. Completely 230 320 550 .22 High Standard Red Dot
2. -- Marc 225 270 495 .22 Smith & Wesson 22S Red Dot
3. -- JimmyB 120 315 435 .22 Ruger Mk. II Red Dot
4. -- Retired Geezer 105 130 235 .22 Ruger Unknown
5. -- Bobalouie 75 155 230 .22 Ruger Mk. II Red Dot
6. -- USCitizen 70 150 220 .22 Smith & Wesson 22A Unknown
7. -- Zappa1 95 120 215 .22 Hi Standard Red Dot
8. -- Mrs. Retired Geezer 90 120 210 .22 Ruger Unknown
9. -- NateG 40 60 100 .22 1911 w/ .22 Conv. Unknown



Class Two - Centerfire Semi-Auto Handgun

Name -- O/H - B/R -Total Score - Caliber - Handgun Type - Sight

1. -- JimmyB 190 105 295 .45 Colt Gold Cup Red Dot
2. -- NateG 95 140 235 .45 SAM Elite 1911 Unknown
3. -- Mrs. Retired Geezer 60 90 150 9mm Glock Unknown
4. -- Ben 55 85 140 .45 Kimber Ultra Carry II Iron
5. -- Brian Lane 55 50 105 .45 Kimber Pro Carry II Iron
6. -- S-tay 30 30 60 .45 Glock 21 Iron
7. -- Mr. Completely 15 40 55 5.7mm FN 5.7 x 28 Iron



Class Three - Revolver

Name -- O/H - B/R -Total Score - Caliber - Handgun Type - Sight

1. -- Marc 220 320 540 .38 Smith & Wesson 686 Red Dot
2. -- Mr. Completely 100 235 335 .38 Smith & Wesson 586 Red Dot
3. -- Mr. Completely 120 200 320 .22 Ruger Single Six Iron
4. -- NateG 110 100 220 .357 Smith & Wesson 686 Unknown
5. -- LouG 80 40 120 .38 Smith & Wesson 586 Red Dot
6. -- LouG 50 25 75 .38 Smith & Wesson 586 Iron



Class Four - Rifle - 20" Barrel or less


Name -- O/H - B/R -Total Score - Caliber - Handgun Type - Sight

1. -- Brian Lane 80 30 110 .22 Ruger 10/22 Iron
2. -- Ben 60 75 60 (135*) .9mm AR-15 Iron

*Note: Ben had to shoot both targets at 25 yards due to range size, so only his 25 yard O/H target was counted towards his total score, but both scores are shown.



Other Scores

Name -- O/H - B/R -Total Score - Caliber - Handgun Type - Sight

USCitizen ??? ??? 260 .22 Smith & Wesson 22A All on same target
S-tay 70 55 125 .22 Ruger Mk. II X 2x Scope

Just Sayin' Howdy?

Because you can never be too careful.














In a post-9/11 world, everyone is suspect.

Now if this was a Afghan Hound or an Arabian Greyhound, would fhe ACLU claim he was being profiled? What if it was a Chocolate Lab (the official dog of New Orleans)?

Hmmmm.....

Thanks to Fugly.com for the great picture!!!!