Thursday, May 31, 2007

Gosh! What a Shocker.

Apparently, donations to the RNC are down.
And yet, the pols can't seem to figure out why.

RNC fires phone solicitors

Fired employees acknowledged that the committee's phone equipment was outdated, but said a sharp drop-off in donations "probably" hastened the end of the RNC's in-house phone-bank operation.
"Last year, my solicitations totaled $164,000, and this year the way they were running for the first four months, they would total $100,000 by the end of 2007," said one fired phone bank solicitor who asked not to be identified.
There has been a sharp decline in contributions from RNC phone solicitations, another fired staffer said, reporting that many former donors flatly refuse to give more money to the national party if Mr. Bush and the Senate Republicans insist on supporting what these angry contributors call "amnesty" for illegal aliens.
"Everyone donor in 50 states we reached has been angry, especially in the last month and a half, and for 99 percent of them immigration is the No. 1 issue," said the former employee.
The RNC spokeswoman denied that the committee has seen any drop-off in contributions.
"Any assertion that overall donations have gone down is patently false," Miss Schmitt said. "We continue to out raise our Democrat counterpart by a substantive amount (nearly double)."
My contributions (as have my wife's and friends' and family) have dropped to nothing.
But that's because we've been scared by "empty political rhetoric" and we "don't want to do what's right for America". Screw you, Bush.

Don't worry though, all is not lost. This will turn things around; conservatives all know that Global Panty-bunching is real!!

Bush Joins the Fight to Help Stop Global Warming

Ok.
Bad example.

But at least the R's are fiscally responsible!!

Bush seeks $30 billion for (foreign) AIDS program

Rules 'hiding' trillions in debt
Liability $516,348 per U.S. household


But at least we're freer!!

Bush grants presidency extraordinary powers
Directive for emergencies apparently gives authority without congressional oversight


Emergency detention plan: 'This way to the (detention) camps!'
Oops.

Well, at least the most important thing is the no-nonsense, tough, no-negotiating-with-terrorists stance!!
Like those Iranians and "insurgents" helping kill our soldiers.
I mean, heck, that was the R's trump card in the elections.

Moussa terms Iran-US talks "positive step towards democracy"

Cease-Fire Eyed to Stop Violence in Iraq
U.S. military commanders are talking with Iraqi militants about cease- fires and other arrangements to try to stop the violence...
Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Crap.

Thank God we voted in a conservative.

You know, it's almost like they want to lose in 08.
And more.

And we haven't even touched on the "fake" North American Union story...

I'm so tired...