Wednesday, February 28, 2007

So Long, Beyotch.















Fox News' Kiran Chetry has left the channel and will not be back. Her contract was not renewed, and she has been hired by the incredibly biased and evil CNN (Clinton News Network).

“CNN is the gold standard when it comes to journalism, and I am thrilled to be part of the team,” Chetry said.

Great. Now she'll be shilling for the Lizard Queen and B. Hussein Osama Obama.
Couldn't she have just said something like, "I look forward to this opportunity", or "I will continue my career of upstanding blah, blah, blah..." or something like that?

Hey, Kiran: Don't let the door hit you on your traitorous ass on the way out.

Remember this?
No Longer the Most Trusted Name in News"

or this...?

CNN's Iraqi Cover-up
CNN admits that knowledge of murder, torture, and planned assassinations were suppressed in order to maintain CNN's Baghdad bureau.

Yep. The gold standard. How ironic.
I guess that's an appropriate term when all you care about is ratings and money and not human life.
Gold standard my butt.

This is Kiren' replacement, Courtney Friel; she has golden standards and golden locks:



















She holds a B.A. in political science and a minor in broadcast journalism.
And she isn't a total libtard, either (although she possibly could be a 3-monkey Republican, but I doubt it). Her video host reel is here.

Quote: If you could choose any person living or dead to invite to your home game, who would you choose?

I’ve always wanted to interview President Bush. I’d interview him and then beat him at poker.

Hopefully, she'll bet him he can't come up with a reasonable immigration policy.
Then either she will win, or we all will win.

Monday, February 26, 2007

When GM Folds

Maybe I'll become a cop...

Police take home city's biggest paychecks
Detail work, overtime put 25 over $200,000


Police have long been big earners in Boston, where a powerful union and private detail work have helped boost pay. But in 2006, the amounts were higher than in recent years. Police Lieutenant Timothy M. Kervin collected $240,183 in 2006, making him the top earner in a department in which 1,276 employees, about 41 percent of the force, made $100,000 or more.
In 2005, 1,026 employees, about 36 percent of the force, made $100,000 or more.

Big bucks, bashing hippies, AND you get to carry a gun!?!?
WOO-HOO!!!
Where do I sign!!!?

Of course, I'm sure the Philly PD probably makes thrice these values...

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Out of the Mouths of Rats

"The wisdom of television is like a manure pile with a few diamonds sprinkled in it." - Shoprat
Very few, I would tender.

I like Shoprat. Go give him a visit.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Feelin' the Peace Yet?

When someone tells you that no culture or religion is better or worse than another, make sure you yell shenanigans! at them really loud....















Come feel the peace and love:

"The Whore Lived Like a German"

In the past four months, six Muslim women living in Berlin have been brutally murdered by family members. Their crime? Trying to break free and live Western lifestyles.

'I killed her because she was un-Islamic'

LAHORE: Muhammad Sarwar, the killer of Pakistani Punjab's woman minister Zil-e-Huma, believes that women cannot rule over men.

“I have no regrets. I killed her out of the conviction that she was leading an un-Islamic life and spreading an evil influence on other women,”

Father killed family for being too western

A father killed his wife and four daughters in their sleep because he could not bear them adopting a more westernised lifestyle, an inquest heard yesterday.

On Hallowe'en last year he sprayed petrol throughout their terraced home in Accrington, Lancs, and set it alight.

Note to Koranimals: Please don't burn me alive. I would much rather be shot or beheaded, but hopefully only after I run out of bacon-grease-coated ammo. :)

Granted, most Muslims don't behave this way, but their religion DOES make it ok.

And killing and raping children. No wonder the Leftists love Islam - Killing children is an integral part of both their platforms.

Even slavery is cool. Really.
But perhaps that is what one can expect when a religions prophet takes a six year old wife.

But in all fairness, he didn't consummate the marriage until she was nine...

Peace on, homies.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Repent, Sinners!
















Heh.
Give me that new-time religion. NOT!

Stoopid hippies.

From the uber-talented Cox and Forkum.
(That name just cracks me up because I have a sophomoric sense of humor.)

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Online Shooting Contest




















The Chicago Boyz have their first online 22 match up for your shooting pleasure.

Interestingly (and good for me!) the contest involves shooting NRA bullseye slowfire targets one handed at 50.

As regular readers know, that is my cup of tea (or one of them, anyway!).
I shot a respectable 174 (click on targets for better view). I have a chance.

Above are the targets I submitted, and I see that Mr. Completely has a great set of targets himself.
(He also told me about the contest!!)

And speaking of Mr. C., he is getting everything set up for the Gun Bloggers Rendezvous II, even as we speak (read?). So go check that out too!!

Gunbloggers' Rendezvous II

Chicago Boyz Online 22 Pistol Competition

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Another Casulty...

In a war I find increasingly...upsetting.

Toledo police officer shot, killed during chase

TOLEDO (AP) A detective was shot and killed early Wednesday while chasing a 15-year-old boy who police say was apparently involved in a drug deal.

Detective Keith Dressel, 35, is the first Toledo officer to die in the line of duty since 1970 when a patrolman was shot and killed during a race riot.
My prayers are with him and his family.

I Thought That Was A Given

There is plenty of other good advice over at the link, but this one always makes me smile.



















"Be polite, be professional, but always have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

Pretty sage advice, but I just assumed everyone already knew it.
I mean, it never hurts to have a contingency plan.
You know where all the exits are, right?
You have a fire extinguisher, right?

Riiiiight.

Have a nice day... ;)

Thanks to Special Forces Alpha Geek at "Nothing to See Here, Move Along..." for the quote.


Tuesday, February 20, 2007

I Believe the Word Is Succinct.

Heh.
Short and to the point.

With apologies to the few atheists I know that aren't a**holes.

From the always thought-provoking site of Vox Day:

Atheism vs Agnosticism

The definitive difference:

Agnostic: "I doubt there is a God. Because I haven't seen the evidence."

Atheist: "There is no God. Because I'm an a**hole."

That's funny! And not too far off base.

Interestingly, the conservative and/or libertarian atheists I interact with, basically don't speak of religion, other than to state that it is not their cup of tea. And I think they probably hedge more agnostic, anyway. Perhaps they harbor great amounts of disdain for Christians (although I doubt it), but at least they keep it to themselves.

Liberal atheists, on the other hand, seem to oft times be insufferable jerks about their advanced, superior, pragmatic beliefs and my stupid, child-like, un-evolved ignorant beliefs.
But try to criticize their religions of global warming and abortion, and all of a sudden you're intolerant and more ignorant than before. They can be downright nasty, shrill, and even nonsensical in their self-righteous screeds.
Think Amanda Marcotte and Machinist Scott.
They almost seem scared of, or threatened by, people's faith.

The actual beliefs that the whole creation of the universe, and mankind itself, are accidental occurrences are monumental exercises in faith, if you ask me.

Monday, February 19, 2007

I Heart My Chevy

Last week's snowstorm gave me an opportunity to remember why I love my Chevy 1500 Z71.

It chomped through the snow like Rosie O'Donut through a Saturday night all-you-can-eat buffet.
I didn't even need to plow my driveway to get out.
(I did plow it for my neighbors and my family, however.)

So I got to thinking about it, and decided there are basically 4 reasons to own a pickup truck.
Feel free to use these when considering the purchase of one:

1. 4 wheel-drive (4WD) trucks go through snow and/or mud like no car ever will. If you live where conditions warrant, this can be a lifesaver. You sit up nice and high. Smooooth sailing.

2. Hauling and towing.
When you need a truck to haul or tow something, there is not much else to replace it.
Try putting a 900lb gunsafe in you Camry.

3. Chicks dig trucks. Trucks are utile, and cool at the same time.
They reek of testosterone.
(Note to self: Buy gun-rack for the Chevy back window.)

4. Owning a truck upsets Prius drivers and other gay-car owning folk.
Additionally, you will irk other various limousine driving, private-jet flying Leftards, Algore, and assorted hippies. This advantage alone makes owning a truck worthwhile.

Below is the Chevy C4500 Kodiak.

Totally.
Freakin'.
Awesome.

















*drool*

I don't need one by any means, but it sure is cool.
And man!! Would it ever pi**-off the hippies and green-weenies.

But jimmyb!!! What about the stranded, helpless polar bears, you heartless SOB?!?!?!



















I think they'll be just fine, seeing that that the whole thing was a fake.

If you'll excuse me now, I'm going to idle my truck for an hour in the driveway, just for spite.
And maybe (according to junk science) it'll help warm it up today!!

Friday, February 16, 2007

Dear Snowtards















Dear Snowtards:
Driving your H2 Hummer like a pu##y on a well-plowed road kind of defeats the purpose of buying a Hummer, doesn't it? I mean come on, your like 45; drive like a man, not a 92 year old with cataracts.
If you are compensating for something with the truck, your driving habits belie your image redefinition.

Gas pedal is on the right, just FYI.

Dumbass.

Additionally, for Snowtard II: No one is impressed with your 20 foot front-wheel drive parking-lot burnout on ice with your 91 Buick Regal.












Get a life.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Hahahaha!!!

More proof that God really does have a sense of humor...












The Subcommittee on Energy and Air Quality hearing scheduled for Wednesday, February 14, 2007, at 10:00 a.m. in room 2123 Rayburn House Office Building has been postponed due to inclement weather. The hearing is entitled “Climate Change: Are Greenhouse Gas Emissions from Human Activities Contributing to a Warming of the Planet?”


Low pressure zone moving slowly.
High winds and continued precipitation expected.
Liberals unfazed.
Irony meter holding at a steady 98%.

And remember this one (from Jan '04)?

GORE TO WARN OF 'GLOBAL WARMING' ON NEW YORK CITY'S COLDEST DAY IN DECADES!
Even though forecasters predict Thursday night will bring the coldest temperature reading in New York City in more than 10 years [1 degree above zero], sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT that Gore is determined to deliver the speech -- hoping to make the case how "Global warming" is actually the cause of the record cold snap!

It's 12 degrees and I have 3 foot high snow-drifts in my driveway this morning.

Re: So called "Global Warming":

Bring.
It.
On.

Heh.

Update: and the hits just keep on comin'...








H/T to Drudge Report

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Hilary For President!!

Someone at work asked me if I was going to vote for Hillary for president, and I answered, "Heck yeah!"

Hilary Duff rules. She can sing, she acts, she supports the troops.




















I mean sure, she's kind of young, but we need some new blood in there that isn't part of the political machine.

She doesn't have much experience, but neither does B. Hussein Obama, and the media love him. Some say he is good looking. Hmmmmm.
He ain't no Hilary, that's for sure.

Hilary is not a whore like Madonna, or Paris Hilton or John Kerry.
She is wholesome and a good role model for the children.

Hilary wasl born when Ronald Reagan was president! That's a great omen!
Hilary is an actor, and Reagan was an actor!!

















Talk about good mojo!!!

Hilary is rich, doesn't have to worry about money. Being rich will help her fit right in, in Washington.

Also, Hilary Duff...
Wha? Hilla-who?
Eek!
Who the hell in their right mind would vote for the Lizard Queen?!?!?














I for one, do not want a rich, white, reptilesbian overlord eating puppies and sacrificing children at her dark altar, while occupying the White House.

Also note, Hilary Duff has one "L" in her name, like in "Love", Liberty and "Concealed Carry License".
Billary has two "L"'s in her name, like "iLLegal", "AdoLf HitLer", and "HeLL".

But CUG, Hitlary is sooooo smart.
David Berkowitz and Charles Manson were smart too, asshat. What's your point?

Plus, if Hil is so freakin' smart, how could she have been tricked by Bush, like she now claims when giving speeches to her unwashed stoopid hippy masses?

The left tells us Bush is stupid.
If he can trick Hillary, she must be quite stupid herself; more so than Bush.
I mean, she had access to all the same info, plus more, given her position prior to Bush's presidency.
And, honestly, why would anyone want to vote for someone that stupid?

And let's face it, she REALLY can't sing!!

So what's it going to be, the lady, or the lizard...?
And given my "choices" being offered up by the Republicans, I may just write Ms. Duff in for spite, anyway.

How Can You Tell?




















So I heard this on TV: "Fo shizzle my nizzle".

How do I know if my nizzle is fo shizzled?
Or just plain shizzled and that's it?
And if my nizzle is shizzled, should I rejoice, or be pi**ed off?

So many questions in the world.

Thanks to Ragnell's Written Word for the cool comic book cover!

Monday, February 12, 2007

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Save Me!















Remember, bird flu has killed almost 170 out of over 6,000,000,000 people since 2003!!!!

Where's swine flu when you need it?

Excuse me while I retire to the basement and curl up in the fetal position with my gas mask, rubber gloves, and anti-bacterial soap...

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Am I Pro-Feminist?

Am I pro-Feminist, because I believe in equal rights for chicks?

I mean, I think they should be anything they want, as long as they can do the job.
My wife is a chick and she totally rules.

But yet, I feel ill at ease being associated in any way with MILF's.
Hmmm...

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Food for Thought

"A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American." -- Woodrow Wilson

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Jesus Loves You...

Even if you're a stupid, ignorant, whiny, alarmist, commie leftist a**hole.
He's pretty cool like that.

His Dad, however, is known to not be terribly averse to smiting a few evil-doers here and there.

Just something to keep in mind.

I just wish He'd hurry up sometimes.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Thank God Britain Disarmed Them

or there might be a bunch of dead, hate-filled bigots.
Wouldn't want that.

'Wave of hatred' warning as attacks on Jews hits record high

Attacks on Britain's Jews have risen to the highest level since records began.

A study published today shows the number of reported anti-Semitic incidents has almost tripled in 10 years, with more than half the attacks last year taking place in London.

The physical descriptions of perpetrators in 205 of the incidents show 96 were by white people, 28 by black people, 60 by Asians and 16 by Arabs. The report has been passed to ministers.

Why do I find the stats that whites and Asians are the biggest offenders, well, curious?
And why no mention of religious affiliations of offenders?
You would think that would be pertinent information.